when bikes attack

i split my lip open today. it hurts. the bungee chords that you use to strap down things on the back of your bike snapped off today and hit me in the face. my first thought was i need facial reconstruction surgery. luckily its just a small cut and my lip is just swollen. but i do look silly.

gosh darnet.

and i can always count on lizzie to have something good to say...

 me:  it hurt

now i dont want to go out because my lip is swollen

 Lizzie:  who could tell?

 me:  huh

 Lizzie:  i was making a joke

like you said your lip was swollen

like who'd be able to tell

since you have big lips

get it?